Monday 31 December 2007

Happy New Year new song needed.


Don't ya just love the Scots, they sure know how to write a good beer tune, although AULD LANG SYNE has had its day, in my opinion.
I think we should start a new traditional song to celebrate what the New Year means to us all now.

What do you think of my choices, add comment if you have any better!

Chumbawamba – Tubthumping

Marilyn Manson - Off The Wagon

Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To F**k

NOFX – Punk in drublic (Any song on the album)

And finally to all my auld acquaintance I hope you all have a Happy New Year...

Thursday 27 December 2007

Merry Christmas

Christmas started this year for the Silk family with a visit to St Luke’s church in Ramsgate to join in on their carol concert and enjoy a few mince pies.

Christmas eve I cooked a lamb keema curry and Nicole cook our turkey for the following day which turned out to be delicious. The mini Silks were beside themselves with excitement getting there last minute Santa orders in and sprinkling Reindeer food on the lawn. They left a drop of Port and a mince Pie for Santa and a nice big carrot for the Reindeer. Nicole and I spent the rest of the evening watching Hogfather on the TV.

Our Christmas day morning began at 04.00 with Jed at the end of our bed not quite sure why and a bit miffed that there was an enormous sack on the end of his bed. I skirted the questions and got him off to sleep in our bed for a few hours more.

Georgia announced that Santa Claus had been at around 06.30 and we all set about opening our Presents. Nicole received a kettle from Santa in the spirit of the 1950’s house wife tradition and I got a bottle of Prada fragrance. As always on Christmas morning our house looked as if a bomb had blown up in Hamleys stock room. However, we all had a fantastic day together with a splendid turkey and all the trimmings dinner cooked by Nicole and lots of Adnams bitter, Nicole has found her new favourite pudding from Marks and Spencer’s (The chocolate one on the advert) and I indulged in my new fascination with Brussels sprouts.



Friday 21 December 2007

Keith’s excellent Brighton adventure

Recently I spent a few nights in Brighton and found it to be an excellent city, especially the area called the lanes with its buzzing restaurants and bars. After work each evening I went for a stroll to find somewhere to eat. The First night I had a splendid lamb Dansak, followed by a few beers at my new favourite pub, Fiddlers elbow where they were playing Nick cave plus other off beat music to my delight.
The second night I ended up in Momma Cherri's Soul Food Shack. I had watched the Gordon Ramsey show and thought I would give it a try.

I ordered the meatloaf with greens and mash potato and a bottle of American beer. Enjoyable tasty food although the meatloaf was a bit salty. However, this was overshadowed by the price of the meal a whopping in a £20. I think Momma has been bitten by the corporate bug, I thought soul food was all about good wholesome family food! If I took my whole family it would cost £100 for four slices of meatloaf... Gordon, Have a word...


The next evening I found myself at Momma Cherri's original soul food shack, which has now become the blue man North African restaurant. This place is fantastic. I started with a beer from Casablanca called Flag and some complimentary marinated chick peas that were extremely addictive. I had a starter Merguez Sausages which are homemade spicy lamb sausages with homemade salsa and also very tasty. For my main I had Khrouf, a Rich lamb tagine with cinnamon, prunes and chickpeas on the side was couscous and pita bread. The whole meal and service was excellent and I will be returning on my next visit to Brighton.









Sunday 16 December 2007

Talking crap, eating crap and drinking Real Ale.

Stringer and I were abandoned last Saturday night as our ladies settled down to a night of wine, the X Factor final and girly chit chat at the bear pit.

Our entertainment began with fine ale from the Wychwood brewery called Black Wych followed by many more from other brewers.

We watched the Russell Brand Live tour DVD that we found highly amusing. Unfortunately, the temptation was too great and we had to see if our favourites Same Difference were to be knocked out of the competition, and they were.

We decided as we had started to watch the X Factor that we might as well continue watching and see who wins between Rhydian and Leon.

As the drunkenness kicked in and the kebabs had been devoured, the talk turned into stupid ideas and things we had done in the past, one of mine that I remember Stringer found amusing, was the fact I went to a Star Wars convention dressed as Han Solo and my mate went as Hammer Head.

As you can imagine we had some funny looks on the tube on route to the convention in Hammersmith.

With that in mind I have posted the poll opposite...

Sunday 2 December 2007

Underground Heroes

Thursday night I went to see Chatham's Chav Punks Underground Heroes at studio 41 in the City of Canterbury.

They were supported by a brilliant young band called Onlookers, with their mixed sound of The Doors, Led Zeppelin and Kings of Leon I found them gripping and extremely watchable.

In a very relaxed atmosphere Underground Heroes took to the stage and ripped it up.
Lead singer Aaron Dollimore suggested the mosh pit looked pathetic and if they were going to do it then they should do it properly and then it took off.

The Undergound Heroes are full of energy, brilliant tunes and if you get a chance to see them I would take it.

I sure will...



Thursday 1 November 2007

Trick or Treat?

Last night Georgia and Jed dressed up for the yearly 31st October Trick or Treat round trip to Family and friends around East Kent.
Georgia became a witch for the evening and Jed was a Killer Pumpkin, we all had a great time and plenty of Treats were gathered.

I know to most people it’s another Americanism that we would be better off without. Whatever, it’s for the children after all and Wikipedia suggests it was invented over here anyway.




Viva America!

Kdubya

Wednesday 31 October 2007

The Raven

The Raven
by Edgar Allan Poe

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow will he leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!

Happy Halloween.

Wednesday 17 October 2007

New Blood Needed

I have recently started fencing again. That’s Sword Fencing before the comments start coming in about “I need a new garden fence, how much do you charge?”
It’s been about 12 years since I’ve held a blade in my hand, (Dam, I sound like Julian Clary on Viagra). So needless to say I found it hard to walk for a week after. (God Dam! Sorry I will stop now).

On my first visit I was told that all my ancient kit is now out dated due to EU Safety regulations (have they got their fingers in every pie or what!) and would have to buy new kit or use the clubs, not being the cheapest sport I elected to use the clubs until I can save up and buy my own.
After a lot of breathing in and zips being pushed to their limits I finally squeezed into the required safety fencing clothes.

I had a thoroughly excellent time and have been back every week I could since.
If you would like to give Fencing a try please come along to the club in Herne Bay next to the train station on Monday night at 7pm till 8.15 for children or 8.15 till 10.15 for Adults.

The club will supply all the kit you need.

For other details on the club visit http://www.mallardfencing.org.uk/

See you there.

Errol Flynn.

Thursday 4 October 2007

Partition Magic


My DIY skills are being pushed to its limits as we have decided, finally to start doing up the Silk residence.

First on the list is creating a new 2nd floor bedroom by building a stud partition wall.
I ripped all the wood panelling from the wall that was held on by half of Sheffield's steel quota for the 80's and exposing much to my disgust that the original Victorian fireplace has been removed. Doh!

On Saturday morning I turned up at Jewson's to collect the timber and plaster board and with a lot of scratching of heads and a few vacant looks form the staff they finally deciphered the measurements I had jotted down.

Lifting the plaster board into the van I realised for the first time the inadequacies of something to long for its hole! As the plaster board hung out the back about a meter, so with some much appreciated help from Mr Simpson we finally pulled out of Jewson's yard on a slow convoy much to the annoyance of the boy racers that normally tear up and down St Lukes Avenue...

That afternoon after a full round of golf, Poppa turned up with his hammer and box of tricks.
A few hours later the wall up, with me totally confused and an astonishing amount of blood on the wall from a nasty cut on his finger.

This weekend Nicole and I will be mainly clearing the room in readiness for plastering/plaster boarding.

Joy!

Thursday 20 September 2007

Stinky cheese and lashings and lashings of vin de rosé.

The Silk family took their holiday this year in a lovely little village called Onzain right in the middle of the Loire valley, France.
Staying at a tip top holiday camp run by Siblu, we had a fantastic time with days full of trips to Amboise market, stocking up on splendid French produce, meat and the most delicious cake with a burnt top made of cheese apparently from Poitiers. A trip to the spectacular Chenonceau chateau with its beautiful gardens and a maze to get lost in. A day shopping in Tours brought on by Georgia snapping the strap on her sandals, a day at Beauval zoo with its White Tigers, Alligators, Koalas, Penguins and killer goats, a mooch around Blois and loads of swimming pool action, pedalos and general chillin.

Nights were mainly spent with bottles of wine on the terrace or relaxing at the camp's restaurant bar taking in the entertainment laid on by the staff, that is when we could tear Nicole away from the trampoline...

Viva La France!!!


Domaine de Dugny.


Amboise.
Chateau Chenonceau.








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Friday 24 August 2007

Hair Cut Time

Its hair cut time again!

Not sure where my mind is when I go to the hair dressers.
However a colleague of mine summed it up in one comment.

"From Hitler to Himmler in one cut."

See what you think.






Wednesday 15 August 2007

LOVE MUSIC HATE RACISM


My Nephew Josh has organised a show for LOVE MUSIC HATE RACISM @ Whitstable beach on Sunday 16th September, Its a Punk and Ska Festival/Beach party featuring some of the best local talent.

Its free so get ya arses down there for a fun day out...entertainment for all ages especially if they like the clash!

RESPECT!

Monday 13 August 2007

Legoland Adventure

The Silk family started off their summer season with a trip to Legoland for Georgia’s birthday. Georgia opened her presents in the morning and then we all quickly jumped in the car off to Windsor. The first “Are we there yet!” was muttered by Manston airport and repeated every 5 minutes until arrival”.


We had a cracking first day, the sun was shining and the ice cream was a plenty. If not slightly overpriced!!!



The first ride was down a big water shoot in an inflatable boat! I’m sure the screams could be heard across the park as we all went hurtling down getting soaked through.

After much more of the same we all rolled into our hotel totally worn out and ready for bed.


The next morning after a hearty breakfast of full English and Coco Pops, we arrived early at the park. Georgia and I headed straight for the Pirate Falls log ride while Nicole and Jed checked out Miniland followed by the Spinning Spider Ride.
After another full day of thrills and spills we ended up on our family favourite ride of the weekend, the Dino Dipper for three consecutive go’s.

On the way home the kids fell asleep, probably dreaming Faster faster Choo Choo.

Friday 3 August 2007

New Beer Buddy...


I have not seen much of Captain Dog recently as he has been over run with dirty nappies and sterilising duties. So I thought I would make a new Beer buddy from Sponges, Potatoes and Carrots.

Unfortunately my new buddy is a bit of a let down; although his conversation skills are on a par with Captain Dogs, I find I have to carry him home a lot more.

Therefore, sadly, I have had to let him go.

If anyone is available as a replacement to the mighty dog, please apply via the comments page on this post.

Give me some of that...


Reggae Reggae Sauce.

Other blogs may post their allegiances to other hot sauces. However, the corporate side of me will always win over on choosing table/marinade sauces.

On a rare visit for me to Sainsbury’s, I was delighted too find Levi Roots "Reggae Reggae Sauce" on the shelves.
Fresh from a successful gig in front of the Dragons Den Cronies, Levi Roots has achieved in getting his sauce from a small stand in Notting hills carnival into a major supermarket chain.

As I have hot sauce on everything. (It’s true! ask Captaindog), and unless you make your own with ingredients from your local Jamaican farmers market, then I can highly recommend Reggae Reggae Sauce.
So join the corporate darkside and put some music in your food.

A’rite!