Saturday 15 November 2008

Normal service will resume shortly...


I apologise to the god/s of cyber space for not posting since September.
No real reason apart from the usual boring ones like I’ve been a bit busy with my new job, or I've been depressed by the onset of the winter months. (Although, aren’t the trees pretty at the moment?) Arghhhh GOD in Cyber space, With comments like that no wonder I'm depressed.

Anywho, let’s have a quick catch up and then "Normal service will resume shortly". Okay well let’s see Since September errrr now I remember why I started writing this stupid blog, COS my memories shot from years of alcoholic abuse. RIGHT here goes.

Previously On Kaiser Keith.

1, Finished Jed’s CARS room. (Photos to follow).
2, Nicole, Mummy, Sandra and Laura are staying in the London union jack club on a shopping weekend this weekend. Dad and I did the Long hard slog in the Army and the girls reap the benefit... Tut tut...
3, Went to the Monts with Captain dog and were joined by some of my Herne Bay Buddies on their way to a Northern Soul do in Pegwell bay.
4, Raked the leaves up in my meadow.
5, Looked into eating RAW for 30 days. Raw for 30 days and Raw for life Cos I just aint weird enough...
6, Cleaned my new car for the first time. With my own hands... Get me I will be watching Top Gear next.
7, Had a lovely birthday bash for my Mummy at me sisters. With fireworks and everything.
8, Had a soaking wet Guy Fawkes Night, with Hot Potatoes, Hot Dogs and Hot Marshmallows.
9, Nicole took the kids trick or treating 20th century style. i.e. in the car.
10, Passed some Pegasus accreditations.
11, Stopped drinking 5 times. Just can’t do hangovers anymore, until the next time.
12, Went to see High School Musical 3 "OMG, it’s like SOOOO Coolllllll...."
13, Watched the Indiana Jones trilogy for the first time with Jed Indi and Georgia Bean.

"Hold on so Jed Indi is named after aspects of my favourite films... Jedi and Indiana Jones... Right soooooo does that mean Georgia is named after Mr Bean"...... DOH!

14, Watched Star wars Part IV for the first time with Master Jed I Silk.... Poor Kid!
15, Got a virus off F**king Facebook... Well not actually F**king Facebook. Oh you know what I mean. Be careful out there kids...

And that’s about it.

Off to bed now as I am taking the kids to their swimming lesson in the morning and it starts at eight.

OMG
SAVE ME JEEBUS!

KK