Talking crap, eating crap and drinking Real Ale.

Stringer and I were abandoned last Saturday night as our ladies settled down to a night of wine, the X Factor final and girly chit chat at the bear pit.

Our entertainment began with fine ale from the Wychwood brewery called Black Wych followed by many more from other brewers.

We watched the Russell Brand Live tour DVD that we found highly amusing. Unfortunately, the temptation was too great and we had to see if our favourites Same Difference were to be knocked out of the competition, and they were.

We decided as we had started to watch the X Factor that we might as well continue watching and see who wins between Rhydian and Leon.

As the drunkenness kicked in and the kebabs had been devoured, the talk turned into stupid ideas and things we had done in the past, one of mine that I remember Stringer found amusing, was the fact I went to a Star Wars convention dressed as Han Solo and my mate went as Hammer Head.

As you can imagine we had some funny looks on the tube on route to the convention in Hammersmith.

With that in mind I have posted the poll opposite...