Tuesday 28 August 2012

Religion

OK so Modern Religion isn't really working for us, is it?
I mean we have had it for 2000 odd years which isn't even a blip on how long people have roamed our earth and we are still running around killing each other.  I think mankind needs to sit down with itself and have an intervention.  Something like.
"You have a problem! Sooooooo, you know we love you right!  Well, it's goto stop.  NOW!  You're just hurting yourself and so we have all got together to inform you that we think you should stop with these modern religion thingies that you are addicted to and just enjoy what life you have left in this beautiful earth of ours." "Oh and while you're at it, leave the fucking rain forests alone you dick."

KK.



Friday 10 February 2012

Social Networking.

I have been on Facebook and Twitter for a while now.  I have a habit of embracing new technology with a pessimistic passion.  I enjoy learning new things which I suppose is good as the Facebook format has changed so much over the years.  Although, What I like best is people's reaction to change and find it so amusing that they feel obliged to share it on the very format they are moaning about.  Hilarious... I can't wait for the Facebook timeline to become mandatory in the UK.  People's heads will explode.  

I must admit I am being drawn further into Twitter lately, my Tweets are meaningless drivel so why anyone would choose to follow me is beyond reason. However, I love to follow people that tweet constantly.  Where do they find the time? Is it their job to tweet.  In particular "one million facts", "urban facts" and "I quote shit" the premiss is excellent for a relaxing five minutes catching up on complete nonsense. 

Before I go, I have got to mention the Facebook police.  Groups of people that finish off comments normally with Hun or babes, you know who I mean.  They seem to group together to put the world to rights, over schooled in political correctness.  It's like observing from the comfort of your computer chair what a bunch of eighteenth century fishwives cackling at each other must of been like.  Fantastic...

Also satire on Facebook, I once made a comment about a guest on the Jonathan Ross show  in which I compared them to another artist of the same, let's say build.  The Facebook police lit up their torches and huddled together ready to lynch me.  Surly if satire offends you, Ross's show is probably not the best show for you.  

Winning
Kk