Wardrobes

Wardrobes are like a reverse tardis. No matter how big the wardrobes
you buy you will never fit everything you want into it. So that's it
I'm going to buy a house with one of those fancy walk-in wardrobes to
see if I can fill that up. But surely a walk-in wardrobes is just a
room on a room or some might say a closet and I bet you that I just
end up putting a wardrobe in my walk-in wardrobe, filling both my walk
in wardrobe and walk-in wardrobes wardrobe an then I will have to look
into getting some rented storage in an industrial estate somewhere.
What a palaver this will be! It will take me ages to get ready for a
night out on the town. Oh and don't get me started on ironing!

KK

Birthday Season

Georgia and I both had great birtdays this year. Celibrations
included a ten pin bowling and beach party for Georgia and we all went
out for a slap up meal for mine. Then on the following Saturday Nicole
and I meet up with Dean, Parks and Stringer for a few tall ones on
the Ramsgate strip. On the Sunday we hit the beach hut again followed
by a Pizza party back at the house and that's not all, we are off for
two days of plastic brick filled fun at Legoland. Yippee I love
Birthday season...! KK

Navy Seals

“Would you give me a cuddle Stuart, that shiny bike has put the wind right up me?”

"WOW! Look at that bicycle Simon; I think it’s a Marin Alp Mill Valley?"

"Sorry Sid, I can’t tell the Sun is shining on it."

Seals

I went out on my bike yesterday and found myself on the banks of the
estuary near Sandwich confronted by thirty odd seals, when along came
Captain Pugwash with a boat load of camera happy tourists. Proudly
grabbing his loud speaker he announced, "Excuse me Sir, but you
probably didn't no that your shiny bike is scaring the seals".
Now I was glad to hear that he appreciated the polish on my beautifully
maintained bicycle, however It was only on reflection that I thought
hold on a minute Captain Pugwash, what about your diesel powered,
ocean polluting, smelly, noisy, overcrowded, camera flashing tug boat
you f**king pompous Birdseye add campaign.

So although I initially felt a tad guilty I got over it on my ride home.